As a novice Nan of a boy I was stumped when it came to cleansing.
His face, arms, feet,legs are familiar. His boyological equipment was not, then there are the wrinkles.

Why men and some women giggle or press the idea that ‘big is best’ when it comes to this one part of our anatomy I do not understand. Nan says ‘ Boys get over it and girls stop playing into the mythology’.

  Blahhhh to three meals a day. My wee chappies feed like little birds one day and absolute beasts the next. We are working towards three times a day but…

Women who turn the ‘breast is best’ message into a moral crusade and a tool with which to beat up the nearest struggler are wrong.